Techer (Pappu Ka Homvark Chek Karte Hue): Mujhe Hairani Ho Rahi Hai Ki Tum Akele Itni Saari Galtiyan Karte Ho? Pappu: Nahin Techer Yah Sab Galtiyan Maine Akele Nahin Ki Hain Mere Pita Ji Ne Bhi Isamen Meri Madad Ki Hai
Techer: Pappu Kya Tum Sone Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Prarthana Karte Ho? Pappu: Main Nahin Karta Meri Mammi Karti Hain Mere Bistar Par Letane Ke Bad Vah Har Raat Ko Kahti Hai "Shukra Hai Bhagwan Ka... So Gaya Kambkhat"
Duniyan Men 2 Log Ek Dusre Ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hain: . .. ... Kanware Shadishuda Ko; Aur Shadishuda Kanwaron Ko!
Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Men Prathna Kar Raha Tha; He Prabhu Nyay Karo He Prabhu Nyay Karo! Hamesha Bhaibhan Bichhudte Hain; Kabhi Patipatni Par Bhi Trai Karo!
Agar Pati Aur Patni Men Jhagada Ho Jaye Aur Patni Ki Baten Bardasht Se Bahar Ho Jayen To Pati Ko Chahiye Ki Juta Uthaye; Aur . Ijjat Ke Sath Ghar Se Nikal Jaye Vaise To Jo Aap Samajh Rahe Hain Vo Bhi Soch Achi Hai Bas Sirf Himmat Ki Kami Hai
Pati: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya? Patni: Ha! Lekin Tumhen Kaise Pata Chala? Pati: Roj Khane Men Kale Bal Nikalate The Aaj Safed Nikale Hain